SUPERHERO SPOONERISM

As of lately, Bollywood has started to produce more and more films in the superheroes genre. The recent Krrish (a block buster, I sadly report), the previous Shaktiman, forgettable karma and even one Indian Superman (!!!). People have been going gaga over that. But for me, I have made it a point not to watch it.

Why?

It’s simply because it stand against my superhero image. What they portray is strayed from what it should have been: the Bollywood superheroes don't even wear body hugging spandex. And worst of all THEY DON'T WEAR NO UNDIES OUTSIDE THIER PANTS!!!

It's a slander, I say. A conspiracy! An outrage! A libel !

What kinds of superhero don’t wear their undies outside their pants?

Wearing the undies outside the pants have been recognized the world over as the trait shared by the superheroes. It's something special reserved for our beloved superheroes.

How dare the Bollywood ones defy their ancestors? How can they forget their roots, their Proud Heritage?

They have derailed from the code of superheroism so valiantly proclaimed by Phantom: The Ghost Who Walks. True superhero has never strayed far from this image. When even Superman doesn’t dare to be an outcast from this heritage, who the hell is Krrish to defy the most holy code of the superhero?

I have taken this issue at heart and reported the misbehaving to the world superhero council. Stan Lee has taken up the issue personally and the other guys who inks other Indian superhero has also nodded their agreement in this motion. This serious issue will be reported to the World Superhero Council (WSC), an autonomously secret UN body headed by Toffee Baniyan (alter ego of Kofi Annan).

Fans of the true superhero image, I assure you the decisions will be on our favor. Till then, don’t support any superhero that strays from their true heritage.

SHAME TO ALL SO CALLED SUPER HEROES WHO DON’T WEAR THEIR UNDIES OUTSIDE THIER PANTS